Excerpted from “How to Talk to Girls” by Alec Greven (written when he was 8). Illustrations by Kei Acedera. To read more on what this wise sage says about womenclick here. I’m thinking he should come out with a financial book next. Don’t spend money if you don’t have it, pay people if you told them you would, Don’t buy things you can’t afford, Save for your retirement, etc.