This feels Halloweenie, A little death, slutty girls and it’s SUPER commercial. So in this scenario, you want to plan what happens to you after your die, but you just can’t decide what to be buried in, and you live in Italy — maybe this sexy coffin calendar will help with your decision. Cofanifunebri undertakers in Rome believe that sex sells everything, even coffins. Seriously. But does it drive up sales? Look to get a new calendar for Urns and Cryogenic Freezers in the near future…